But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing.

Not even the pie?

No, just the pie, but then not heated.

Sally Albright in the 1989 movie "When Harry Met Sally"